Baby or Drunk Mini Human

Babies and drunks have more in common than you might think. In fact, they act so much alike that we have to wonder whether babies are really babies or just drunk people in mini-hum...

They'll Grope Anything That Moves

This kid is getting familiar with the good old beer goggles at a young age. But seriously, little kids think every woman is beautiful, kind of like a guy who has put down too many cold ones. Kids = mini drunks, end of story.

Never Know When To Quit

Alcohol consumption often means that any impulse will become a reality. Spilled the last bottle of champagne? Quick, drink it up before it sinks into the sand! Drunk logic is child's logic.

Kids and Drunks are The Worst In Public

This picture could be a young child acting a fool as usual or a really small drunk guy being rambunctious as the sun comes up, we'll probably never know. Fresh squeezed orange juice, or vodka orange juice? Just another example of why kids are basically mini drunk adults.

No Shelf is Too High When it Comes to Finding the Perfect Munchie

Drunk binge eating is a plague ravaging our nation that has no cure, with places like Taco Bell and White Castle profiting enormously from the disease. Children know the feeling, because there is no shelf too high when it comes to nabbing a cup of forbidden apple sauce while Mom is in the bathroom.

DrunkFace

The first thought that usually pops into a teen girl's head after a night of partying is,"I have to check Facebook to see what hideous photo of me drunk facing made it onto the Internet!". If only babies could understand how bad they are at taking pictures they would live with the same dread every day.

Superman That Oh!!

There are few people who made it through high school without a drunken night with their friends where one friend decided it would be a good idea to jump off of this, or punch that and ended up with a scary injury. Kids have the same sense of invincibility, as you can see here.

You Will Often Find them Face Deep in the Pooper

This could be a child crashing in place after a wild play date, but it could also be the day after photograph for most people on New Years Day. Sometimes the cool, hard porcelain can seem like the only cure for a hangover.

Coordination Is Tough For Everyone, Drunk Or Baby

Just watch this kid try to punt the ball, are there not similarities to Eagles fans crushing Coors Lights and chucking the ball around while stumbling in the parking lot before a game? Let's hope this kid doesn't have the filthy mouth of an Eagles fan though.

Passing Out Mid-Meal

When a drunkard reaches his limit of intoxication he or she crashes, regardless of what activity they were doing. This is why the morning after a rager so many bodies are strewn in random places, and there is more often than not, at least one guy left chick-less who has to spoon with the Cheetos bag instead.

Poor Table Etiquette

Drunken eaters almost always end up with two or three stains on their shirt by the end of the night, and so do small children. The success rate of getting food into the mouth hole is never good, and this young'n looks like crazy Uncle Ron eating spaghetti after a few too many brews at the family reunion.