10 Stupid Inventions For Lazy People

Some people are just so lazy, but business people who are a little less lazy, or have a lazy streak, can capitalize on laziness with these ridiculous inventions.

1 Upside Down Reading

Just put on these glasses and you can lie down and position your reading material as lazily as comfortable. Disclaimer: the glasses don't do the reading for you.

2 Cooler Scooter

Don't bother pulling your cooler, and don't even think of walking, because you can ride on the cooler!

3 Vapecase by Lotus

"Just attach a tank and VAPE AWAY!" boasts the company, which sells this lazy people's invention for $99.99.

4 Automatic Ice Cream Cone

If you're too lazy to twist a cookie filled with ice cream you may not deserve it, but this plastic cone is here to solve your laziness woes.

5 Self-Lacing Sneakers

Save a few seconds and spend $37,500 for the 2011 Nike Air Mags, that the inventive Blake Bevin showcased with a microcontroller and pressure sensitive plates-- the shoes detect when someone has stepped into them, and the laces are pulled tight to fit. "

6 Personal Desktop Microwave

Microwaves are small enough and cheap enough that your office probably has one, but if you can't walk to the breakroom, may as well get one for your desk, lazy.

7 Beer Robot

This robot chills, opens, and pours a few cans of beer for the super lazy who can't walk to the fridge.

8 The Segway

Yes, it can travel up to 30 miles per hour, which is faster than you can walk, but it can't really take you anywhere that you can't walk...

9 Motorized Spin the Bottle

Just when you thought teenagers couldn't get any lazier, the classic party game is made even easier.

10 Tea Penguin

There's probably nothing easier to make than tea from a tea bag, but those who want to exert negative effort should use this penguin.