Must Be At Least 5 Yeas Old To Enter
This store may sell some (several) illegal things, if this sign is to be believed.
Can It Really Be?
Of all the Jews, this place promises the best Jew. Nay, the TOP Jew.
Oh San Francisco . . .
Sometimes, the jokes just write themselves. Make of this what you will. . .
Confused Sign
Poor sign, it's so confused that it can't even use real words. "Uh, what's going on guys?".
Illegal Activities
This store may or may not sell illegal paraphernalia, allegedly.
Enter At Your Own Risk
It's unclear if this neon sign doubles as a cautionary tale about drinking and driving, but we'll just tell people that it does.
The Best Depot Ever
If you'e ever wondered where the best place to buy "ho's" was, It's The Ho Depot. Rumor is they have a very wide selection.
Come For The Gas, Stay For The Death
At this gas station you can get many things. Death, and a life in the underworld is a pretty big seller.
Wait, What?
It is unclear what this store sells, but lets hope this sign disaster wasn't caught too late.
Fun For Everyone!
This establishment promises company of a certain persuasion, inquire within.
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